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this issue's NEW poems (May 2008)

"A Cat with No Legs" by Albert Van Hoogmoed
"The Pope Goes to New York" by Richard Cairo
"Al Gore on The Rocks" by Daniel Thomas Moran
"Thinking of You" by Eileen Budd
"a perfect kiss" by Lori Boulard
"a poem about today" by Christa Neu and Nerina Rammairone
"Five Proven Plots for Love Stories" by Barry Dickson
"A World Gone Plaid" by Jon Wesick
"Thomas the Tank Engine Pulls the Wrong Train" by David Thornbrugh
"Slimerick" by Joe ''King'' Lee

this issue's NOT-SO-NEW poems

"Love Terrorist" by Alex Galper
"I Liked the Old Sins Better" by Daniel Thomas Moran
"Lame Duck Poem" by W.
"Of Two Minds" by Kim Triedman
"The Butterfly Effect" by Robin Archbold
"Health Food Diet" by Marina Jane
"Honk" by Barry Dickson
"Door Number Two " by Greg Schwartz
"The Worst Person/The Best Person" by Jessy Randall and Daniel M. Shapiro
"The Persistence of Memory" by Creeley Piker

asinine CLASSICS

"How Pleasant to Know Mr. Lear" by Edward Lear
"The Spider and the Fly" by Mary Howitt
"The Logical Vegetarian" by G. K. Chesterton
"Beautiful Soup" by Lewis Carroll

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